When I was a kid, I got spanked.
Not with a belt. Not with a paddle, but with a bare hand.
I had a boyfriend, we’ll call him Dave since that is his name, who left bruises, welts, and broken skin when he spanked me. Ouch!
Spankings have always sucked for me UNTIL THE PIRATE CAME ALONG.
The camp I’m staying at with The Pirate at Burning Man is Otis Spankmore.
They hand out cookies and a spanking.
The two go hand in hand. First you get a spanking, then you get your cookie.
Both are free and cost you nothing.
As a camp members, I’ll have my choice of several jobs:
- Giving out spankings
- Giving out cookies
- Barking on the streets for more “customers”
- Baking cookies
The safest choice here would be for me to bake cookies.
The most challenging choice would be for me to dole out spankings.
My friend Tejas is good with the spankings.
He said they offer trainings to teach you how to spank and I’m game to attend a training to see if I can gain some skills.
If not, I’ll bake or pass out cookies.
Personally, I’d like to have another spanking from The Pirate. Now there’s a man I want to watch spank some people at Burning Man.
Too. Much. Fun.