Proof I overthink things

mp-smallMogul friend Chris took me out to dinner last night at the Cheesecake factory.

Chris: Do you even see the men looking at you?

Me: Sometimes. Remember what an awkward looking kid I was? I don’t think I’ll ever get used to the fact that men think I’m pretty now.

Chris: Do you know why they think you’re pretty?

Me: I’ve always thought that I have a very interesting face. Sometimes it’s plain and other times it’s eye catching. I figure people look because they’re trying to figure out what it is about my face that changes it from one to the other.

Chris: Yeah. But maybe it’s just because you’re a tall blond with big tits.

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