Total bust

efftheboysDate 1: Scorpio. Emotional in a sad way. I wanted to hand him a tissue. Great lips when he kisses. Bad tongue.

Date 2: Leo. Wanted to fight with him the entire time he was so irritating. And then….. and then he asked me to take a “nap” with him. Delete!

Date 3: Couldn’t even bring myself to go out with him, I was so irritated from my last date. So I spent the day at a party where every single woman there was in a bikini and had a smaller butt than mine.

So to recap, the weekend was an entire waste and I have an enormous butt!