Happy Steak & a Blowjob Day

It’s National Steak & a Blowjob Day!

Celebrate by…. well, YOU KNOW.

And how will I celebrate? How does a single woman celebrate S & B Day?

Well normally I would partake in the evening’s festivities however since I have no one – I mean NOTHING – to do, I’m going to do exactly that.

NOTHING!

Don’t feel sorry for me. I will eventually get to celebrate this MOMENTOUS day along with the rest of you.

Maybe I’ll eat a hot dog. Or a banana….

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One thought on “Happy Steak & a Blowjob Day

  1. I’m out here in Dallas and haven’t had time to meet ladies. So I guess it’s “Hotel Handjob” day for me. Get out the veinerschlide and take my monkey for a ride? Hmmm…. Wait! It’s Friday night and I’m in Dallas! Maybe it’s not too late. I already know where to get a good steak. Gonna have to work on that other thing though.

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