Can’t be a slut even when I try

First of all, let me say that when I say slut, I mean a sexually-active, sexually-forward woman who embraces her sex life.  I don’t mean it in the negative terms we tend to associate with it.  For slut shaming read this article.

Here are some statistics on my slut status:

In 6 weeks I have tried to have sex with 2 men a total of three times.

I have been successful zero times.  Once because there was no condoms and twice because of equipment failure.

Which just makes me wonder why, as a hot-blooded American female I can’t seem to find men to have sex with.  Or why when I do find a man I like, the equipment doesn’t work.

It’s like a conspiracy against my sex life.

 

3 thoughts on “Can’t be a slut even when I try

  1. Damn! I wish I wasn’t 18 hours away. 😦

    I haven’t had any fun out here in Billings either. But I haven’t had the chance to get to know anyone here yet. I think my “man-whore” card is about to be revoked!

  2. Men who have been in long-term relationships often have equipment failure when trying on somebody new. Their brains are so imprinted with the image of their previous lover, that the image of the new one confuses the brain and the blood rushes there, instead of down below. Next time, lights off and no alcohol involved…and don’t forget the rubbers. 🙂

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