That’s what the Australian asked me when he was jonesing for some action.
6’6″ tall, 27 years old, and randy as well, I can tell you that the Australian appeals to me greatly.
Unfortunately for him, I got his message while on a sail boat 5 miles out in the bay doing 20 knots.
No chance for pu**y licking there.
Don’t get me wrong. I appreciate directness as much as I appreciate an eager man. But I just can’t help but wish he was a little more refined in his seduction scene. Perhaps a little introductory flirt. Or an opening compliment.
Could he be a little more like Austin? Matter of fact, could he BE Austin? My flirtatious friend and I have been exchanging relatively benign emails and I miss getting my flirt on with him.
So yes, there’s the Australian with his tongue at the ready for me. I should stop fantasizing about Austin-who-has-a-girlfriend.
And I will. Very soon. Maybe soon enough to visit the Australian. But until then…