Super Charge Your Sex Life

photo 2Since I have no sex life, I sit around and think up ways to improve yours, you lucky SOBs.

I wish I was getting some, but that’s a different post.

Here are my top 10 suggestion for improving your sex life:

  1. Watch any of the movies on my Top 10 Sexy Movies post.  That should put you both in the mood and none of it is porn.
  2. If your SO likes porn, I recommend porn by Candida Royalle or Dane Jones – its a special kind of porn made specifically for women (think kissing, no gyno shots, and lots of focus on the woman’s pleasure).
  3. Wine.  Lots of it.  Nothing says “boink me” quite like a wine buzz.
  4. Take a trip to a local Adult Bookstore and check out the toys.  Buy what appeals to you.  Enjoy them at home later.
  5. Relax.  Find a way to get the chores done early and get the kids to bed early and just enjoy each other’s company.  No talking shop.
  6. Swap massages.  This is good because (A) you have to get naked, and (B) you get to touch and be touched by your SO.  Two birds, one stone.
  7. Have a nice romantic dinner, just the two of you.  Talk about your dreams and passions, instead of business and household topics.
  8. Men, read this post on performing oral sex.  ‘Nuff said.
  9. Ladies, take a class on giving a blow job.  I’m taking one in less than a week. Post pending.
  10. Talk.  Just start talking with each other.  Reconnect.  Rejoin. Physical intimacy follows emotional intimacy.


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