- Morning breath – Morning sex is awesome. Not so much morning breath.
- The wet spot – ‘Nuff said.
- Leg cramps – Sucks when it happens.
- Having to pee – You really should have gone before you initiated sex.
- Bloody sheets – You thought your period was over but…
- Farting – It happens to all of us.
- The ‘O’ face – Does anyone make a pretty face when they orgasm? Anyone?
- Complaints from the neighbor – No one wants to get that knock on the wall.
- 69 – Just an all around awkward position if you like breathing.
- Flying semen – That stuff goes everywhere.
- Bra struggles – Because sometimes grown men forget how they work.
- Soft wood – Hey, it happens sometimes.
- Dryness – The female version of soft wood.
- Granny panties – All women have them, we just hate getting caught in them.
- Dirty talk – When it fails miserably.
- “No I didn’t come” – Awkward but normal.
- Sweat – Totally natural but sometimes it’s downright ABNORMAL.
- Pubic hair – when you have an expectation but get something else entirely.
- Falling asleep – What? Am I the only person who’s accidentally done this? I don’t think so.
18 and 19 were my favs…absolutely hilarious