I know a lot of men out there in pretty fucked up relationships – everything from no sex to cheating, alcoholism to just plain crazy.
Women who have little to no interest in their own children.
Women who have no job and smoke pot all day.
Women who crawl through windows in the middle of the night.
Women who are violent to their spouses.
As a single woman, I am privy to a lot of stories about dysfunctional relationships which I hear from the men living them and I have to say that I am astounded by what people will put up with.
All this “research” into fucked up relationships has led me to one conclusion.
I am single because I am NOT FUCKED UP ENOUGH and NOT LOOKING FOR A FUCKED UP RELATIONSHIP.
And basically men can smell the sanity coming off me and that just doesn’t go over well with them.
I don’t need fixing.
I’m not broken.
I don’t like rollercoaster rides.
Ups and downs drive me crazy.
I’m employed and can take care of myself and my kids.
So what’s a man to do when he meets a woman who is not a fixer upper?
I’ll stop being single when I meet a mellow man who likes my mellowness and appreciates my adventurous side.
I’ll stop being single when I find someone who is NOT FUCKED UP HIMSELF and is looking for the same.
I mean, I’m not perfect but you’re not about to catch me lighting up a doobie and climbing through a window in the middle of the night so I can beat up my boyfriend because he made me mad.
Call me crazy.