The Hunk is back.
Yes, after a nearly 4 week absence, he has returned to penpal me to death.
Oh the texting!
I can’t quite figure out why he keeps in touch with me. Clearly, he’s not that into me.
And I’m not all that into him, judging from the fact that I didn’t notice he was gone until he returned.
Except I sure do like to look at him.
And swing from his biceps.
And he wants to do lines of coke off my chest.
It’s a match made in someplace-other-than-heaven.