Today I got a wink from a guy with the username LongDong ShagsWell.
I’m not kidding.
He sent me an email but I didn’t read it before the censors got to him and deleted his account.
Most men who date online have sweet usernames:
- Looking 4 You
- Kisses n Nibbles
- The One 4 U
Occasionally, you get a guy who uses his real name as a username. Like Jack Bentley.
These are all very acceptable usernames.
I must admit, however, that I clicked on LongDong Shagswell’s link faster than the speed of light. I was thinking, “Any man who calls himself LongDong Shagswell has got to be a hoot. And probably TERRIBLE in bed.”
Sadly, we’ll never get to know.
I always find it funny when men go fishing on mainstream (aka VANILLA) sites as opposed to LIFESTYLE sites with headlines like LongDong Shagswell or Luvs To Eat Tacos.
What? Is he going to take me to a taqueria and have me feed him tacos until I have to roll him out the door to get him home?
Don’t these men know they’re barking (mostly) up the wrong tree.
There are sites for that, you know.