In the interest of being fully honest, I’m going to admit that I’ve made a few mistakes lately.
The variety that involves drinking.
Basically I have learned that I CANNOT SWITCH FROM DRINKING BEER TO DRINKING COCKTAILS.
I get totally fucked up.
And then I puke.
All down the side of my friend’s car.
Truthfully, I have no idea how much rum was in my rum and coke. I didn’t even watch it get made.
And if it wasn’t strong, then it was BIG – because my mug was a 20 oz mug I had to drink out of.
Double? Triple? QUADRUPLE?! Maybe…
And I had two of them.
One minute I was feeling fine, the next minute I was rolling down the window and throwing up.
Of course, after I threw up I instantly felt better.
And thankfully, I managed to keep it all outside the car.
But I have to admit, there’s probably a streak on the passenger side of his car that needs to be cleaned off.
I owe someone a car wash.
And a foot massage!