Yesterday, a package arrive in the mail for me.
It was the dress I ordered for my demon costume – a clingy black number with mesh sleeves.
I picked up the dress and fluffed in out and to my surprise I noticed that THE ENTIRE TOP OF THE DRESS IS MESH, NOT JUST THE SLEEVES AND NECK.
Now, I did not realize this because the model in the picture is wearing some sort of black bra that disguises the fact that THE ENTIRE TOP OF THE DRESS IS MESH.
After my initial freak out, I started to come up with solutions.
The first one being DON’T SHOP FOR CLOTHES ONLINE!
Then I began to think about my lovely lingerie collection and how I can wear my gorgeous back Italian bra with the sexy lace straps under the dress.
Or how I can wear my “barely there” bra which is little more than a strip of underwire and a few straps.
The question is…. HOW SHEER AM I WILLING TO GO?
Of course, I can always get a camisole to wear under the dress, but that would defeat the purpose now, wouldn’t it.
I asked myself, what would a demon do?
And the answer was…