I’m going to TOTALLY BLAME MY SISTER ON THIS ONE.
She’s the one who got me hooked.
Now all I can do is check Instagram waiting for the next photo to roll on out.
Mind you, I’m a little bit surprised.
I’ve never been much of one to adore beefcake.
I kinda prefer the dad bod. The I-used-to-be-a-football-player-in-high-school bod.
And then I saw Brock.
Brock does FUNNY things to me. Like makes me want to coat him in Wesson and use him as a slip ‘n slide.
It must be the hair and the beard.
He just fucking looks like a mountain that needs to be climbed.
And when I say “climbed,” I mean climbed over and over and over again. Up and down until I’m totally worn out.
Can I tell you this pic makes me want to do all sorts of naughty things to him?
Since he’s already posed this way I would tie him up.
And then I would eat him.
Because that’s what you do with beefcake…. YOU EAT IT!