Etsy has a feature where it takes your browsing history and makes “suggestions” for other things you might like.
I’ve always enjoyed this feature since I get to see things similar to what I search for but that I never found.
So imagine my surprise when, given my recent “pasties” browsing session, etsy started suggesting latex clothes for me to wear.
Isn’t the leap from pasties to latex lingerie a bit far?
Of course, I had my own adventure with latex underwear to, as I like to call it, “a chorus of latex farts.”
Despite this, I actually LIKE latex.
However I doubt that it will look stunningly awesome on me.
More like a sausage poured into a cocktail straw – it’s all in there but it’s spilling out and busting at the seams.
Nevertheless, here are some of the looks etsy thinks I *might* like:
I sincerely doubt that latex is a good “fabric” for the playa.
All that heat and that dust must make for sticky fun – hence “a chorus of latex farts.”
I think I’m better off with clothes that breathe and are made of natural fibers.
But oh latex. . . how I do love thee!
If I could wear you, I would.