F*ck Online Dating

According To Consumer Affairs, and a Mr. McLaughlin who has emailed me this data, the Top 10 Best Rated Online Dating Websites are:

  1. POF
  2. OkCupid
  3. Mingle2
  4. Zoosk
  5. Match.com
  6. eHarmony
  7. Cupid.com
  8. Chemistry.com
  9. Matchmaker.com
  10. OurTime.com

You can see the full set of data HERE.

Out of all of these, I am familiar with four – POF, OkCupid, Match.com, and eHarmony.

My personal opinion of online dating websites right now can be summed up in one word:

Pbbbbbbbbbbtttttttttt!!!!!!!

Yes, that’s right. A BIG FAT RASPBERRY!

I have met MANY men through online dating websites. I’d venture a guess that I’ve gone on at least a hundred or more dates.

So it’s not like I’m whining about something without having given it a decent try.

I’ve met some nice guys, sure. I’ve met some TEDIOUSLY boring guys. But for the most part what I’ve met are guys who just REALLY WANT TO GET LAID VERY BADLY and are supremely bad at treating a woman with respect and consideration.

Take the guy who offered to eat my pussy 5 sentences into our exchange.

Or The Israeli who ghosted me after he talked me into a facial.

Or the 20-something year old who asked me when was the last time someone took me to POUND TOWN!?

Or the guy whose screen name was fucking LoveToEatTacos.

The truth of the matter is the vast majority of the men I’ve met online and dated fall into one category – the Sayonara Group.

Here one day, gone the next.

And with so many options out there, who can blame them?

There’s always someone more beautiful, more witty, or more sexy out there.

Maybe she makes more money.

The point is that I haven’t clicked with anyone.

ANYONE.

So forgive me if I’m not LEAPING at the opportunity to sign up for all of these sites.

I’m just a little FUCKING JADED.

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