So one of the things on my bucket list is to go on a hot air balloon ride.
But I’m freaked out about it.
Perhaps because I don’t understand the mechanics of it that well.
The physics of how it all works.
Which is why when the Living Social voucher came by suggesting I buy a balloon flight with complimentary champagne, I at first clicked the “BUY” button but then never followed through with the purchase.
You see, I’m chicken.
What if I go floating off into the cosmos only to come crashing down to earth?
What if we burst into hot gaseous flames and plummet to the ground?
These are the things I worry about.
Also, will I look like a total LOSER going on a champagne hot air balloon ride all by myself?
So I’m putting it out there – any friends want to join me on this adventure?
Cost is about $175 for the flight and champagne.
I’ll provide the Ativan.
Just kidding….. that would be illegal.