When I was in college, I had a roommate named Holly.
We lived in the Santa Cruz dorm together at UCSB.
We were, for all intents and purposes, virtual twins of each other – right down to our bra size.
Tall. Blond. Big boobed.
Holly was more athletic than I, participating in crew.
At first, we got along GREAT. We did things together. Decorated our room. Rearranged furniture.
We even bunked our beds – mine over hers.
And it was there in the top bunk bed one night that I woke up to the sound of Holly getting it on with some guy.
What do I do?
I pretended to be sleeping, but in reality I. HEARD. EVERY. THING.
Every slurp. Every suck.
Being young and naïve, I was horrified by the experience.
How things change, no?
This was the only time I’ve ever had a roommate.
So I’m wondering if any of you burners out there can give me some advice. . .
How do you get it on without disturbing the roommate in an RV?
Do you make a schedule? Wait until your roomie leaves? Ask for privacy? All of the above?
Let me know.