I just bought a mumu.
A Kaftan, so to speak.
I fell in love with the vibrant colors and whipped out my credit card immediately.
Here it is. . .
Where am I going to wear it, you ask?
Easy.
I’m going to wear it in the mornings at Burning Man as I’m getting ready for my day – drinking coffee, eating bacon, downing a Bloody Mary. . .
I bought a black bikini to go under it, but it reality I just might go naked.
Who cares if it’s see-through?
This is Burning Man!
Anyone who’s looking that hard deserves to see something.
It has taken me 42 years of life to finally break down and buy a mumu, but I went and did it.
And I feel no remorse.
I feel like I’m going to be a bright shining beacon of color on the playa and that I will absolutely LOVE my Devarshy mumu (aka Kaftan).
It’ll also go great with my Indian-themed bed spread.
I also found this other mumu that I love – with a lion’s head on the front of it.
How cool is that?
So if you hear about some woman, running around the playa in a mumu with 10 bazillion different colors, know THAT’S ME!
Come say hi and give me a hug!
Yeah who needs to wear anything under it, its beautiful as is.
Naked or not, you’ll have a blast showing off your sweet ass mumu.