I just bought a mumu.

A Kaftan, so to speak.

I fell in love with the vibrant colors and whipped out my credit card immediately.

Here it is. . .

Where am I going to wear it, you ask?

Easy.

I’m going to wear it in the mornings at Burning Man as I’m getting ready for my day – drinking coffee, eating bacon, downing a Bloody Mary. . .

I bought a black bikini to go under it, but it reality I just might go naked.

Who cares if it’s see-through?

This is Burning Man!

Anyone who’s looking that hard deserves to see something.

It has taken me 42 years of life to finally break down and buy a mumu, but I went and did it.

And I feel no remorse.

I feel like I’m going to be a bright shining beacon of color on the playa and that I will absolutely LOVE my Devarshy mumu (aka Kaftan).

It’ll also go great with my Indian-themed bed spread.

I also found this other mumu that I love – with a lion’s head on the front of it.

How cool is that?

So if you hear about some woman, running around the playa in a mumu with 10 bazillion different colors, know THAT’S ME!

Come say hi and give me a hug!