Maybe it was just me.
Maybe everyone else did just fine.
But I managed to get myself good and overheated as well as dehydrated at SoulFire TWO DAYS IN A ROW!
Tejas and I arrived on Friday at 10 am and set up camp in the heat. Once camp was set up we drank rum and cokes until I started to worry that I wasn’t getting enough liquid so I drank 3 diet cokes.
Just a word of advice: Diet Coke DOES NOT PREVENT DEHYDRATION.
No it does not.
Because at about 9 pm after battling a dehydration headache for about two hours, I gave up and went to bed with 3 Tylenol RIGHT WHEN THINGS WERE GETTING GOOD!
I laid there, freezing cold, wanting a bed partner to snuggle with while I recovered.
But no, there were no bed partners to be found.
I laid in bed until about 1 am, then got up to party only to find that the party was winding down.
So back to bed.
Try again another day.
I’m drinking TONS of coconut water to keep me hydrated and yet with the 95 degree heat I still manage to overheat.
Dante took me to the Restaurant to sit in air conditioning and cool down.
I was dizzy walking up the hill to the Restaurant (even though I was wearing nothing but pink ruffled panties and a crochet bikini fringe top).
There was an art exhibit going on in the Restaurant and I found that if I positioned myself just right I could stare at a picture of a dolphin while the vent blew cold air up my butt.
It was amazing!
So, lessons learned:
Diet Coke is not the same as water
Coconut juice will not prevent overheating
Do what you need to take care of yourself
However, if you fuck up (like me) then friends are so helpful when you’re not feeling well.
Love to Tejas for giving me Tylenol and love to Dante for cooling me down.