This post has been a long time coming.
I’ve been putting it off and putting it off.
But after SoulFire? No more.
First, I got this picture sent to me that I took at SoulFire:
Then I found this one on the SoulFire photographer’s website:
And I have to say, I was SHOCKED at my appearance.
I didn’t recognize myself.
I literally did double and triple takes.
And now I’m quite certain that the reason why I am so incredibly, definitively single is because I happen to also be incredibly, definitively FAT.
There, I said it.
I can’t stand to look at myself.
I want to take a Sharpie and write “UGLY” on my forehead.
I know I shouldn’t post this. I’m scared of the reactions I’m going to get from people who read this blog.
They’ve been reading unblunder thinking I’m pretty because I post only flattering pictures of myself.
Well, it’s just not so.
Horribly, unforgivably, unloveably FAT.