I’ve never been a Marine. I suspect I’d make a lousy soldier on account of I like to sleep in and I’m not very athletic unless I’m naked and horizontal.
In any case, I know quite a few Marines and they inspired me to put together my “Marine” supporter uniform:
- A camo tank top
- Bright red latex panties
Laugh all you want. I certainly laugh at myself but let me tell you this…
THEY’RE GOING TO LOVE IT!
And if not, if all they do is laugh, then at least I entertained them for a while.