It’s been 1 week since I deleted all my internet dating apps off my phone – bye bye Tinder, OKC, and POF.
I feel pretty good about my decision so far even though I have a lot of free evenings.
I did get drunk and flirt with my sister’s ex boyfriend from high school, however.
I believe our conversation had something to do with me, a magic wand, and a rambling man.
He was less than outstanding in the sexting department but WAY OFF THE CHARTS when it comes to INTELLECTUAL STIMULATION!
You can’t expect me to TOTALLY give up on men.
A little flirt is good.
Well, actually I’m not giving up on men at all.
I’m just giving up on the ENDLESS REVOLVING DOOR STYLE OF DATING which lacks connection.
I feel a little bit like a furloughed criminal, getting a chance to experience life on the outside.
It’s been so long since I went without using internet dating apps, I have no idea what to expect now that I’ve eliminated it from my life.
Here is my survival plan:
- Hang out with friends and family
- Agree to go out on blind dates
- Hit the gym
- Use my magic wand
- Go out on dates
- Be open minded
- Continue to have adventures
- Don’t be afraid to go solo
- If all else fails, sext
And there you have it, my single gals approach to shunning internet dating to live in the real world.
How long do you think I’ll survive?