My forehead has gone on vacation. It is in Jamaica smoking a big fat one. Talk about relaxed! My mid forehead couldn’t move if you put it on wheels and strapped it to a jet pack!

Sadly, the other muscles in my forehead have gone into hyper-movement mode in order to compensate for the lazy ones.

I had no idea that botox would give me eyebrows like Jack Nicholson!


That enormous void in the center of my forehead? I paid someone an obscene amount of money to create that nothingness. On the other hand, my forehead is pretty smooth.


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