I could be too lazy to write a real post today -OR- I could be passively aggressively making a statement about the “7 Days of Love for your Spouse” shit show that my Facebook stream has become.
Your guess. . .
We get it, you’re married – The 10 Most Annoying Things Married People Do on Facebook via Cosmopolitan.
Either we’re getting old and grouchy or Facebook is becoming a lot less tolerable these days. Once we filter through pictures of baby’s first potty training and epic love poems of the newly engaged, we’re left with political diatribes and spam — and yes, all of it from our “friends.” – 20 Things Your Most Annoying Friends Do on Facebook via Mashable.
I STRAIGHT UP HAVE NO IDEA HOW PORCUPINES FUCK EACH OTHER – The 85 Funniest Tweets of All Time via BuzzFeed.
I love being served up a small cup of organic ethically sourced java by a truculent yet terrible poet wearing a fedora and to pay eight dollars for the privilege, but I fully acknowledge that the whole thing is the racket – Dick Lattes Are A Thing Now If You Like Foamy Penises On Your Coffee via Your Tango.
Journalism at it’s finest – The Sex Playlist for the Girl on Top via Marie Claire (quite possibly the ZENITH of journalistic writing, no?).
Sex is like pizza. Even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty decent – 10 Annoying Things You Do During Sex via Men’s Health.