On the playa.
At night after the man burn.
And as I’m riding on this art car called “The Party Snail” I start to see these dark spots on the playa.
Weird little spots on the playa that weren’t there earlier.
Sometimes they’d appear in clusters.
And as shapes take form in our headlights, I spot a girl squatting on the playa, peeing.
You’re not SUPPOSED to pee on the playa.
You’re supposed to use one of the port-o-potties that are located around the playa.
But apparently there are either not enough of them or they are not conveniently located BECAUSE. . .
ALL THOSE SPOTS!
I know what it’s like when you’ve got to go.
YOU’VE GOT TO GO.
So I understand why these burners took a naturist view of piddling.
YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO PEE ON THE PLAYA!