On Sunday, I got all gussied up and went with a friend to a Fashion Show.
A fashion show for curvy women.
And, as it turned out, it was an ALL LINGERIE Fashion Show.
Now, I didn’t tell too many people I was going to a Curvy Girl Fashion Show.
Mostly because I don’t like to ADMIT that I’m a curvy girl.
I have this RIDICULOUS notion in my head that if I don’t admit it, then it’ll escape their notice that I’m a size 14 and not, oh… say a size 2.
Not that I aspire to be a size 2.
I certainly like my BIG boobs and butt.
But I digress. . .
I spent an hour watching scantily clad women walk down the runway, strutting their stuff.
Bodysuits, chemises, stockings, and baby dolls paraded by, one after the other.
For an ALL-WOMEN audience, naturally.
No sleazy men lurking in the background, although the event was live streamed over the internet for anyone to watch.
In the end, I really enjoyed myself and gained a greater appreciation for body diversity.
And, of course, the fact that my swag bag came with a free “SCREAMING-O” cock ring* didn’t hurt.
Not at all.
*Did I mention the fashion show director owns a sex toy business as well as a plus size lingerie business?!