I’d better shave my legs and moisturize my body, is all I have to say on the matter.
But seriously, considering I’ve had no dates in the last three months, this is going to be a SHOCK TO MY SYSTEM.
I’m worried I may be out of practice when it comes to socializing, kissing, and . . .
But perhaps dating is like riding a bike – it’s hard at first but then it gets easier the more you practice.
Needless to say, my lingerie collection is going to get a workout.
I must match my undergarments to my mood and my perception of what my dates would most enjoy.
- I’m thinking perhaps my red latex undies for Mr. Friday Night. I love how they make me feel so exotic and wicked. I’m sure he’d love peeling them off my body, no doubt.
- Saturday Night is like an eager-to-please puppy. I know that he’ll be happiest with me wearing black – the color of my naughtiest underthings. Perhaps a black vinyl corset with matching boyshorts. He’d love THAT look!
- And finally, Mr. Monday. I know very little about Mr. Monday therefore it’s going to be a challenge to find something that he’d like. I might as well just please myself by wearing my favorite outfit – a black lace teddy with garters and thigh high stockings. Totally smashing!
Even if my dates NEVER see my lingerie, at least I get a boost from them and enjoy the secret little thrill of knowing I’m wearing something totally luscious under my clothes.