- The smell of car exhaust
- Men named Charlie or Kevin or David
- Australian accents
- Cold plunges
- Beards
- Freshly made beds
- Vacation sex
- Weddings
- Big dogs
- Back scratches
Things I LOVE:
- Spooning
- Forking
- Costumes every day!
- Long hugs
- Smutty novels
- Makeup
- Lingerie
- Tattoos
- The Giants
Things I HATE:
- Aggressive drivers
- The Dodgers
- Carnations
- Donald Trump’s Campaign for President
- People who always say 10 bad things before they’ll say one good thing
- Horror movies
- Condoms
- Bad kissers
- Selfish lovers
- Clothing stores for skinny girls
My name is David wooo