Bride for sale

michelleBride for sale

Preowned American bride seeking international husband.

  • 43 years mileage.
  • Blonde hair, blue eyes, curvy body including natural double D’s.
  • Tallish and likes wearing heels.
  • Can cook but likes takeout.
  • Professional event manager so can throw a great party.
  • Likes beer, wine, and cocktails.
  • Decent single malt fan.
  • Roots for the 49ers, SF Giants, Golden State Warriors, and SJ Sharks.
  • Can change my own oil and repair a flat tire but prefers to let AAA handle it whenever possible.
  • Makes a brilliant beurre blanc sauce.
  • Can clean an abalone in under 30 seconds.
  • Knows how to bait my own hook.
  • Experienced mattress dancer (wink, wink).
  • Slightly kinky, open to suggestions.
  • Loves camping, music, sporting events, hanging out with friends and family, and playing poker.
  • Willing to relocate

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