Things that make me vomit a little in my mouth

michelleSo there I was.

Naked, and stepping into the hot tub.

The heat sunk though my skin to my bones, warming me.

And that’s when I saw it.

A tiny scrap of latex clinging to the side of the hot tub.

I took a closer look.

Yup.

Just as I expected.

A used condom.

Now.

I am not a big fan of condoms.

I can barely tolerate my own prophylactics.

But someone else’s?

Ewwww, no!

Nothing worse than a cold sackful of stranger’s cum sitting by the side of your hot tub.

Oh!

I just threw up a little in my mouth writing that sentence.

So what did I do?

Nothing.

I ignored it.

What was I supposed to do?

Clean it up?

I left it there for some other poor soul to deal with.

And I tried to ignore the fact that its presence signified that MANY OTHER PEOPLE COME TO THE HOT TUBS TO GET IT ON.

‘Cuz you know what I was there for. . .

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