Am I Worth 200 Nickels?

lingerieThis is NOT going to be a post lamenting my single status.

As you all know, I very much enjoy being single and playing the field.

No, this is not a post about that.

This is a post about the TOTAL WASTE OF SPACE MY LINGERIE COLLECTION IS TAKING UP.

It’s so UNDERUSED.

Seriously.

Do I need to wear a sign around my neck that says date me?

Or maybe it should say something else?

Don’t go there.

Respect.

Even if there was a man I could wear lingerie for, I doubt he’d appreciate it.

Honestly, I can count on one hand the number of times a man has stopped in the middle of the action to remark on my lingerie.

It’s just something that gets in the way of all that delicious nudity.

On the other hand, if I had a nickel for every time a man paused, shook his head slowly, and remarked on what a nice body I have, I’d be rich.

Well, I’d at least be able to buy myself a beer.

4 thoughts on “Am I Worth 200 Nickels?

  1. Oh Michelle! You’re hot. You’re funny. Your blog makes me smile. The right guy is out there. I’m sure there are LOTS of guys that would want to date you. Oh and you are worth far more than 200 nickels.

    You know what, I’m just going to say this. Talk to me more. Read my blog. Maybe even follow me. At the worst I’ll make you laugh.

    Oh and PS. My new bedding is better than yours.

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