I think I echo the thoughts of the rest of the world when I say:
It was some sort of weed induced, drug hazed 3-month fling.
And I think I echo the thoughts of women and gay men alike when I say:
To paraphrase the comments made by a fellow blogger on the topic, who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Star Wars Harrison Ford?
It is for this reason I would like to build a fucking time machine. So I could go back in time and fuck Han Solo/Indiana Jones.
I’m not the only one that thinks this way.
In fact, were I to create just such a time machine I’d also go back in time and:
- Bet on the Cubs
- Go to a Prince concert
- Hear Freddy Mercury sing live
- Save Heath Ledger
- Kill Hitler
- Get out the vote for Hillary
- Invest in Apple in 1976
- Sleep with that lovely Scotsman while on vacation in Inverness
Yeah, there’s quite a few “serious” things I do too.
To save the lives of my lost loved ones, you know.
But Harrison Ford?
He’s top on the list.
Sadly, for my sake I think I will have to be satisfied with a lumberjack in a Han Solo costume.
But I’m imaginative.
I can pretend.