And I laughed PRECISELY at a time when I was about to swallow sandwich.
A HUGE chunk of sandwich went UP MY NOSE and lodged in place.
One way in, another way out.
So I blew my nose.
And tomato flew out of my right nostril.
I blew hard AGAIN and cheese came out of my left nostril.
And yet, I still wasn’t done.
I could still feel something lodged in my nose.
So I blew my nose hard, OVER and OVER AGAIN. And a HUGE chunk of bread came flying out.
I blew a sandwich.