Why we don’t snort sandwiches. . .

michelleI was minding my own business, eating a sandwich when my mom made me laugh.

And I laughed PRECISELY at a time when I was about to swallow sandwich.

A HUGE chunk of sandwich went UP MY NOSE and lodged in place.


One way in, another way out.

So I blew my nose.


And tomato flew out of my right nostril.

I blew hard AGAIN and cheese came out of my left nostril.

And yet, I still wasn’t done.

I could still feel something lodged in my nose.

So I blew my nose hard, OVER and OVER AGAIN. And a HUGE chunk of bread came flying out.


I blew a sandwich.

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