I RARELY shave my legs.
It’s not that I’m TOO LAZY to shave them in the shower.
It’s just that I mostly wear pants and so my legs don’t show.
And. . . my hair is blond.
So even when it shows, it doesn’t REALLY show.
At least that was my theory until 5 minutes ago.
I’m wearing a black leather midi skirt with black platform heels and a red and black buffalo plaid shirt.
My legs are bare.
I’m standing in front of the window, silhouetted by the incoming light when I feel a little chill.
All the hair on my body STANDS UP.
I look down and HAPPEN to notice that I CAN SEE ALL THE BLOND HAIRS ON MY LEGS .
Like, there’s a bushel of them!
And just like that. . .
I’VE RESOLVED TO SHAVE MY LEGS.