I like beards, tattoos and dad bods.
Bonus points if they have a dog, truck, or RV.
UNFORTUNATELY, I also have another type.
And believe you me, that doesn’t mean that I like married men.
I actually find myself going out with single men who are single on the outside and TOTALLY UNAVAILABLE on the inside.
You know the type.
- The career bachelor.
- The ladies’ man.
- The type-A overachiever with the IMPOSSIBLY HIGH STANDARDS.
- The broken-hearted soul who still loves his ex.
Well, that’s what I like.
It’s why I’ve been single for so long.
Honestly, it’s not stupidity or lack of horse sense that makes me go for unavailable men.
It’s just that I keep thinking that someone is going to EVENTUALLY see my value and will SNAP ME UP, just like that.
I’m not inherently seeking out rejection.
That would be painful.
And I’m no masochist.
Once, I went out with this guy who (on the first date) tried to pull out his penis and have me touch it.
That’s an easy PASS.
But most unavailable men are more subtle than that.
In fact, they ALMOST seem AVAILABLE.
Hence the WHOLE reason why I go out with them in the first place.
So PLEASE, if you have any tips on how to avoid unavailable men, share them with me at firstname.lastname@example.org or comment below.
I’m literally AT MY WIT’S END!