Why Match keeps my profile open when I’ve discontinued my membership I WILL NEVER KNOW.
In any case, first thing that happens is that “Shoug” winks at me.
So okay, I go to check out his profile because I can’t see his face in his profile picture – hes’ wearing a baseball cap (flat brim) that shrouds his face in darkness.
[Let this be a lesson for all you men who date online – choose profile pictures WISELY.]
And here is Shoug in another baseball cap, this time wearing it backwards.
And another pic of Shoug on a waverider.
And here’s a pic of Shoug drinking with his buddies.
And. . . I think I’d seen enough.
So I check out his profile and see he was born in 1984 – making him a whole decade younger than me.
Ah, that explains A LOT!
Here’s a tip to all the men out there, if you have a frat boy profile, stay away from mature women.
I’m not sure if I should change your diaper, burp you, or take you to the mall to buy you some “big boy clothes,” but I definitely don’t want to fool around with you.
Anyone who makes me feel like his mother is not someone I want to date.
Age 35-55 only PLEASE.
Anything less than that is just laughable.