Needle in a f*cking haystack

MichelleI have my own biases when it comes to dating.

For instance, I don’t like to date men who are “separated.” Call me crazy, but a man who is still married IS A MAN WHO IS STILL MARRIED.

End of story.

That’s unavailable, my friends.

And I’m trying to avoid that.

Then there are the ones who have never ever been married.

I also try to stay away from these.

In my experience, if a man hasn’t fallen head over heels in love enough to get married by the time he’s 40, he likely has impossible standards or significant baggage.

I’ll take a pass.

And of course I also avoid men who want children.

Because OBVIOUSLY I’m done with that chapter in my life.

The only way I’m getting more kids is as stepkids.

‘Nuf said.

Finally, I avoid men who have too many pictures up of themselves in their profiles.

It’s just a wonky little bias that I have that too many pictures = too much ego.

Thanks but no thanks.

You wouldn’t think that would be so hard to find but let me tell you. . .

NEEDLE IN A FUCKING HAYSTACK!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s