I think that the sexiest scent out there is dirty man.
You know what I’m talking about ladies. . .
. . . that smell a man gets when he’s been working and his deodorant has been stretched to it’s limit?
Yeah, that’s the smell I’m talking about.
Man, pure and simple.
Well, I’ve discovered another scent which I find ALMOST as attractive.
Yes, that smell your clothes get when you’ve been sitting around the campfire chatting with your family and friends.
You don’t really smell it at the time but when you go to wash your clothes later and you catch a whiff of that burned wood and smoke scent, you have to bury your face in your dirty sweatshirt and BREATHE DEEPLY.
That’s what I’m talking about.
And now, according to Etsy, I can buy campfire scented candles and wax tarts to scent my bedroom JUST LIKE A CAMPFIRE.
Now all I need is the borderline stinky man to enjoy the campfire with, eh?