“You Never Know” emailed me on Match.
He’s a 6’6″ tall 49 year old man living in nearby.
Perfect for me, right?
Well, there’s a catch.
Which means MARRIED, I have to remind myself.
Separated = MARRIED.
And he’s not SEPARATED in all caps. He separated on December 26 – a detail he was crazy enough to add to his profile.
I’d have to be out-of-my-skull-actual-crazy to get near this guy (though he is my KRYPTONITE).
Fortunately, I’ve learned from past experiences and I’m not taking the bait, especially since he sent me this WONKY email:
“The modesty you express in your profile is pretty darn cute. But it’s kind of BS. You pretty much are rockin’ it.”
in reference to THIS picture:
So, despite the fact that he’s EXACTLY what I’m looking for on the surface, he’s NOTHING that I’m looking for on the INSIDE.
I’ll take a pass.
I may have been born at night, but I wasn’t born LAST NIGHT!