Yes, I have had no nookie so far this year.
Not a hint.
Not even a suggestion.
Although there was this stimulating sext I had with a friend the other day. . .
And I did have a lovely makeout on New Year’s Eve.
But TECHNICALLY, no sex.
Nine days of not getting any started me thinking, PERHAPS I SHOULD EXTEND THIS PERIOD OF ABSTINENCE IN MY LIFE.
Maybe I should withhold from mattress dancing for a little while until I feel like I’m not jaded, bitter and cranky.
You can be sure that if I do this, a LANDSLIDE OF HOT EROTIC SEX will present itself in my life.
Because if there’s one thing you can count on it’s me needing to eat crow on a repeating and regular basis.
Eat those words, Michelle!
My friend Barbara would be delighted.
She believes that when you start dating someone, you should put them on 90-days of probation.
As in 90 days of NO NOOKIE!
Honestly, me playing hard to get is waiting until the 4th date.
Sad, but true.
So what’s a girl to do when presented with this opportunity?
Seize the challenge!
So I hereby declare that I am going SEX-FREE for the next 90 days, come hell or highwater.
Wish me luck!