I just realized that the next big holiday coming round the corner ready to brain me with hearts, red/pink flowers, chocolate, and saccharine sentiment is VALENTINE’S DAY.
Oh how I HATE Valentine’s Day!
A whole frigging day devoted to love and reminding me that I am single.
As if I need a reminder.
My whole existence is ONE BIG REMINDER that no one wants me.
Okay, that’s a lie.
Lots of people want me and love me, but no one who regularly climbs into bed with me and does the nasty with me.
When it comes to romantic love, I’m fresh out.
And that’s why I don’t need an entire day to remind me of that.
I have ALL THIS LOVE TO GIVE and NO PLACE TO PUT IT.
So, as typical for me, I intend to post my Anti-Valentine’s Day gifts – courtesy of etsy.com – so that you too can be bitter and angry like me.
So here it goes, Round #1 of Anti-Valentine’s Day sentiments:
|Anti-Valentine’s Day Mug
|Anti-Valentine’s Day Card|
|Broken Robot Heart Plushie
|Vodka is my Valentine Tank|
|Black Hearted Soap
|Anti-Valentine’s Day Necklace|
|Toxic Love Sweatshirt
|Suck it Cupid Banner|
|Lighter Cases||Anti-Valentine’s Day Fascinator|