I know it’s going to come.
I’m going to log in to Facebook on February 14th and I’m going to be INUNDATED with people professing their love for one another.
It’s going to be a real shit storm.
Now, I’ve got to be honest.
When you coupled up people post how awesome your partner is and how much you love them on EVERY ANNIVERSARY, I throw up a little in my mouth.
Really? Is that truly necessary?
Every fucking anniversary?
We get it. You’re in love.
After all, you’re still together, right?
I just assume you think your partner is awesome and that you love them. That’s the status quo folks. You don’t need to post it.
It’s rather annoying, but O. K.
Then Valentine’s Day hits and my Facebook feed is filled with declarations of love and. . .
OMG, I puked a little just thinking about it.
You know what I want to hear?
I want to hear how much you love your partner when they give you their kidney when yours go bad. Or when they stay up all night long watching over you because you are sick. I want to hear that you love your partner when they drive 300 miles to pick you up because you got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. Or when they came and cleaned up your cat that got eaten by a coyote because you couldn’t bear to do it yourself.
But some trumped up, pink and red holiday sentiment just doesn’t do it for me.
Keep it real folks, that’s all I’m saying.
Just keep it real.