Minding my own business, just sorting through emails when something catches my eye.
An email from “How About A Date” advertising a Man looking for a Woman for “drinks at the Beach Chalet in SF followed by Texas-style cunnilin9u$.”
Caught your attention too, no doubt.
So, I’m wondering, is Texas-style cunnilin9u$ something exotic I need to hear about – like a Dirty Sanchez or a snowball?
So I google it.
And it seems to me that all Texas-style cunnilin9u$ is is oral sex with a Texan.
Nothing to expand my sexual horizons.
I was disappointed but also a little irritated.
So I reported the date to the staff at “How About A Date.”
And I got a reply, “What exactly do you object to in this date?”
Isn’t it obvious?
This is “How About A Date” not Adult Friend Finder.
So I politely explained that the date advertised “cunnilin9u$.”