This past weekend, I went wine tasting in Paso Robles with Yvonne, Tejas’s new lady love.
We spent Friday night at her home in Salinas and she cooked a magical meal for me – raclette with preserved meats, pickles and potatoes.
First, we started out with a bottle of champagne that I brought.
Then we moved on to grapefruit/gin cocktails followed by a lovely bottle of sauvignon blanc.
So it’s a foregone conclusion that I was a little lit for the dinner.
Have you ever had raclette?
Imagine gooey cheese melted on a grill until all its cheesy goodness is ready to pour over a plate of potatoes, pickles, and charcuterie.
I took one look at Yvonne and said:
IF YOU WERE A MAN, YOU’D SO BE GETTING LUCKY TONIGHT.
And I meant it.
Yvonne laughed her head off.
There must be a direct correlation between our stomachs and our sex drive because mine went into overdrive.
The alcohol didn’t help.
No it did not.
So, now I know why La Fondue charges as much as it does to serve you a cheese fondue that you have to cook and serve yourself.
You’re pretty much guaranteed to get laid.
Make a note all of you folks out there struggling to get a piece.
An amazing dinner is AWESOME lubrication!