This past weekend I went to the Salvador Dali Anti Valentine’s Day Arti Parti with Barbara.
I showed up wearing black leggings and a Toxic Love sweatshirt.
I also had a lobster on my head because, you know, who doesn’t wear a lobster on their head for a Dali Arti Parti?
Tejas and his lady love Yvonne showed up to the party all dressed up as well and Tejas took this lovely photo of me:
Could I look any worse?
Honestly, it’s SO BAD it’s good.
All that’s missing is a beer in my hand.
So I spent the night sitting in the corner chair dancing my heart out while drinking coronas.
It was a blast!
But I must say, I was a little disappointed.
I thought I’d be the only one wearing a lobster on my head and it turns out a BUNCH of other people showed up with lobsters – notably a woman wearing a bra with two lobsters attached and a pair of underwear with a lobster attached.
Link to the picture is HERE.
Who knew I’d b upstaged by a LOBSTER BIKINI!!!
And I never thought I’d write those two words together.