My experiences online dating have been frustrating, as of late.
To begin with, there are a lot of guys who live VERY FAR AWAY who are messaging me.
No, I DON’T want to travel to fricking MODESTO for a date.
I think not.
Not that the men aren’t tempting.
I get all excited because I see a lumberjack is emailing me only to find out that he lives in Manteca.
Apparently there are a plethora of lumberjacks living in the Central Valley.
Then there’s this guy who lives in the East Bay and I think, “Ok. Maybe. . .”
Handsome. Love the beard. Hoping he has tattoos.
So I go check out his profile and I notice he’s spelled coffee “coffey.”
So I read his profile and notice that he also spelled “too” wrong.
As in “Not TO much to ask for.”
And finally, as I’m reviewing his profile, I note that he’s “separated” as in “MARRIED” and we all know how I feel about dating “separated” men.