I wasn’t out there looking for a new fetish.
My latex, vinyl and neoprene fetishes were just fine for me.
And then it happened.
I was browsing Instagram and I came across cali_slime.
And O. M. G.
I was mesmerized.
Apparently, watching a woman’s hand poke, fold, and squeeze slime in all sorts of different shades and transparencies is really entertaining for me.
I totally LOVED it.
I instantly followed cali_slime.
And then I BINGE WATCHED their videos.
As if I need to add another freaky thing I do to my “Weird Things Michelle Does List.”
It comes right after ‘filter all the pulp out of my juice.’
And right before ‘make the sign of the cross every time I pass road kill.’
Everyone does that stuff, right?