Everyone does that stuff, right?

I wasn’t out there looking for a new fetish.

My latex, vinyl and neoprene fetishes were just fine for me.

And then it happened.

I was browsing Instagram and I came across cali_slime.

And O. M. G.

I was mesmerized.

Apparently, watching a woman’s hand poke, fold, and squeeze slime in all sorts of different shades and transparencies is really entertaining for me.

I totally LOVED it.

I instantly followed cali_slime.

And then I BINGE WATCHED their videos.

Shudder.

It.

Was.

Awesome.

As if I need to add another freaky thing I do to my “Weird Things Michelle Does List.”

It comes right after ‘filter all the pulp out of my juice.’

And right before ‘make the sign of the cross every time I pass road kill.’

Everyone does that stuff, right?

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