I get it.
We’re all horny and lonely and looking for a little comfort.
The thing is, I’m looking for someone who is open to the possibility of something more developing.
Something that lasts longer than a text exchange or a conversation over dinner.
I swear, if I get one more request for naked pictures, or one more jacking off video I’m going to quit online dating FOR GOOD.
At first, I thought it was funny how many bad dates I was going on.
They made for good stories with my friends.
There was Fart Man and the Guy with Two Standard Poodles and a 6-Year Old.
Those were REALLY BAD DATES.
But now I seem to have slipped into a rut whereby every man I meet is asking for sex, sexy pictures, swing parties, BDSM action, etc.
Would it kill you to get to know me BEFORE propositioning me?
I know what you’re thinking.
You’re thinking I’m frigid.
But I’m not.
I’m a Scorpio and come from a long line of women with very healthy sex lives.
But I don’t want to talk about sex on the first date let alone DO IT.
I’d prefer to meet someone who wants to discover more about me.
Like the fact that I ran with the bulls in 2014.
Or that I can skin an abalone in under 30 seconds.
Or that I performed with the Boston Pops in 1997.
Or that I’m a PADI certified rescue diver who can’t watch horror films unless I can sleep with the light on.
And there’s more.
So much more.
But you’re never going to find out if all you ask about is sex.
That is all.