Apparently, I like the song “Freedom” by George Michael a lot.
And by a lot I mean A LOT!
There I am, sipping my cocktail at Ali Bar Bar on Friday night when the song “Freedom” starts to play over the speakers.
Instantly, I am transformed into STRIPPER MODE.
I start grinding my hips, lifting up my shirt, and lip synching the words:
“Well it looks like the road to heaven
But it feels like the road to hell
When I knew which side my bread was buttered
I took the knife as well
Posing for another picture
Everybody’s got to sell
But when you shake your ass
They notice fast
And some mistakes were built to last”
All for the viewing pleasure of The Swede.
I even grabbed the Viking helmet off his head and wore it myself.
We might have made out a little too.
Okay, we might have made out A LOT!
I’m not sure what The Swede thought of my amateur performance, but I can tell you one thing:
I sure did get hella lucky that night!